Day one hate mail!! I'm SOO EXCITED

From: Fuck you

What kind of faggot ass shit is this? No one wants to listen to your inner monologue. Why don't you and Maddox go 69 in a van outside of the nearest Starbucks.


Wow, I am really impressed. I got hate mail on day one. Well Mr. Fuck you, thank you for making my day. I have already masturbated four times to the thought of 69ing with a 40 year old, Kip from Napoleon Dynamite looking ass mormon in a van. Anyway, I'm going to go make love to my Ashley Simpson blow up doll (complete with hoedown dance action when she "doesn't perform").

By the way, guarantee that was Bob