Internet Porn

Recently, I've been seeing news reports online, in the press, and on network news about internet porn and how it is everywhere.........



NO FUCKING SHIT!


I remember when I was 14 in 1995 on AOL trading pics in chat rooms. Then, I remember researching things for reports in high school in 1998 and half the tags came up as porn. Then, I remember going to college and every guy had a plethora of sites to go to. If you didn't know it was out there, you were Amish and even they knew the good "bare ankle" sites to go to! Conversations in male dorms would run something like the following:


Dude 1: "Dude, I'm so sick of 8th street latina's! Can you recommend anything else?"
Dude 2: "Well, man, I don't know if I can really recommend anything but, just in case. I prefer Captain Stabbin, MILFhunter, Co-eds Need Cash, Tranny Suprise, Cherry Teens, Persian Kitty, My Free Pay Site, Cum Fiesta, StileProject, Bang Bang Club, Mr. Chu's House of Asia, Preggo Hut, Nana Funk, Three's Company, Dani California, Isle of Lesbos, oh and probably Bang Bus. Hope that helps."
Dude 1: "...........wow.........."

SUPRISE!!!! THERE'S FUCKING PORN ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. Is it addictive? Does the Pope hate Muslim's? Yes!!! Why beat off to the memory of that one time Mary Rotten Crotch stuck her braces encrusted jowels on your dick if you can observe Rap Video quality ass do the nastiest things? Why go back to your girlfriend who's starting to put on several pounds after several years of dating and not taking care of that mustache when you can see 8 Latin Women pleasure one lucky son of a bitch? Just noticing there is a) porn on the internet and b) men like it is just like noticing how retards can't resist peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'd like to turn on the news and hear a real story like, oh how we are going to prevent a Nuckulear (GW spelling) war in Asia, mid term elections, economic growth, a plethora of other stories, not this crap. I mean Sting Rays are SOOOO pissed that they are jumping out of the fucking water to stab people in the chest!!! I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that's a story! Not Porn....