The Reason Why Girls Love Me!
posted by Sitting on Pineapples @ 9:38 AM
6 comments
MMmmmm Chicken
MMMMmmm HOT DAMN I love chicken. I hope my posts enlighten you with deep amorous feelings for poultry as well.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
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- Location: Bethesda, Maryland, United States
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6 Comments:
I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless. ~ Roger Dodger
I couldn't find the line from the restaurant where he talks about sense of humor.
you are a witty man....with all your dead baby and feces jokes....i'm sure women love those
From the article:
Women ranked the humorous men as better potential partners, the researchers found - and as more friendly, fun and popular. Men's view of a woman, on the other hand, appeared to be uninfluenced by her wit.
Further proving that men are shallow and only care about a girl's looks. I love being a guy.
.... wit doesn't mean looks
women don't like poo jokes? shallow reasoning is usually best. Keep It Simple Stupid.
Hey, I can't deny it... I've always found female comedians and women who "think" they're funny a turn-off... also, I am definitely much more critical of women comedians. Sarah Silverman... hilarious... Most women to ever star on SNL... horrible....
However, male comedians I find most shit funny... while I do prefer, the higher wit, al la David Cross, Will Ferrell, etc... I can laugh just as much from Curly Moe and Larry of the 3 Stooges.
Which brings to light another point... women can't do physical comedy, unless they're being bitch-slapped... that's funny.
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