NO MA'AM Smaketh thee NOW
Yet another reason why feminsits shouldn't be allowed to speak. Recently, the president of the Pennsylvania Chapter for NOW (National Organization for Women) demanded the retirement of coach Joe Paterno after she misinterpreted some comments he made in regards to Florida State Linebacker A. Nichols. Basically, the case in and of it self was based around he said she said b/s and has not been decided in court yet!!! I'm sorry if the NOW klan would just rather assume all men guilty of everything, but Paterno's comments did what our legal system does, presumes innocence. As of the publishing of this blog, no prison term or punishment has been levied on the LB so why should Paterno retire? If 500,000+ angry fans and alumni can't get Joe to retire, what makes YOU think you can get the man to step down just because you think you are always right especially when you probably had no idea who he was until your Rosie O'Donnel BitchAlert Newsletter arrived in your Spam encrusted inbox. Sounds like someone needed some press. Shut up and go bake me a pie. NO MA'AM!!
posted by Sitting on Pineapples @ 4:06 PM
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!
How is a handgun better than a woman?
You can buy a silencer for the gun!
How is a beer better than a woman?
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good!
Why do women have breasts?
So men will talk to them!
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told!
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, It should be opened by the time she brings it!
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced!
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's a clock on the oven!
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Elemant: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: Accepted at 118, but known to vary from 92 to 237
Discoverer: Adam
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas with slightly lower concentrations in rural and suburban areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes for no reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states ranging from virgin material to common ore
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
g) Neutral to common sense and logic
Uses :
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b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Possession of multiple samples is possible, but must be kept apart to avoid dangerous reactions.
Has the guy even been arrested yet? As far as I know, he hasn't.
Budura,
I just watched '40 Yr Old Virgin' and that scene where the dude goes crazy over the Michael McDonald dvd is fucking hilarious. I immediately thought of you bitching about that television commerical about some stupid phone company with Michael McDonald singing his gay ass Motown reproductions while I scarfed down some delicious China Wok and Wayne picked his toenails. Classic! By the way, that movie is great and if you don't think so then you should probably die.
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when the church bells rang.
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Ride like the wind to be free again.
And I got such a long way to go.
(Such a long way to go)
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Poopypants is B, right?
"I hate feminists, if it wern't for them! I could stay home....cook...clean...and watch oprah and not go to school." ~Amanda Budura's famous quote
poopypants is booby
cook = good
clean = good
watch oprah = bad
Amanda, you're almost perfect
well, at least I didnt say Fox News? Right
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