Thursday, January 26, 2006

Mentally Retarded People and Execution

Our government says that its cruel to execute people the State finds mentally retarded. The logic behind this is, according to mental health experts, that the mentally retarded's characteristic suggestibility and willingness to please leads them to confess - sometimes falsely - to capital crimes. However, what could possibly be worse than than a mentally retarded criminal? Their lack of a soul combined with their gorilla like strength makes them almost unstoppable when they begin their uncoordinated crime sprees. Beating up old ladies because they want their "Pretty Kitty Hat." Throwing babies in the hot "butter flavored topping" when they try to cut in line to see the next Adam Sandler movie; meanwhile, having an epic temper tantrum. Robbing liquor stores with a plastic sword to fuel their unquenchable need for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Should they execute such people purely due to their blank stares, drooling mouths, and ability to giggle for an hour over a dead spider? You're god damn right they should! If you are already on the fringe of society and veer off to negatively effect a "normie" then off to the chamber with you. There should not be any moral issues either! It's not my fault if someone given a choice between an open door out of the prison or a trail of delicious gummy bears to the gas chamber picks the delicious gummy bears! If I was Al Qaeda, I'd recruit these guys and tell them that the President wants to play hide and seek in the White House with them and strap TNT to their chest saying they are power rods that will make them jump 10 feet high and smile with the happiness of a million rainbows. It makes more sense to execute someone who has no idea what they did was wrong than it does to execute someone who knows what they did was wrong because at least the possiblity of remorse exists with a "normie" criminal.

6 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Blogger Aventius said...

Aside from the jokes, I would agree that they spared. Its a slippery slope. Next we will spare people with Asperger's Syndrome. Then it will be sufferers of ADHD (Robin Williams will be happy) and then people who drink caffeine.

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger Aventius said...

thoroughly enjoyable. reminds me of reading maddox... which i haven't in awhile because he hasn't posted anything since 11/8/05

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking hillarious... gummy bears!!! BAHAHAHA

 
At 6:10 PM, Blogger NoOneSpecial said...

what brought this rage on? did the retarded cleaning lady at work turn you down again?

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger AmandaMae said...

Bubby, momma sent me gummy bears for my birthday.........

 
At 11:12 PM, Blogger AmandaMae said...

Bubby, momma sent me gummy bears for my birthday.........

 

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