Taking Matters Into My Own Hands

I'm sick of Notre Lame... Fucking Fox has them ranked at 4 ahead of PSU...

Here would be my ballot with reasons why, comment as you see fit.

1. Texas
(They play in a super cake conference (Big 12) but still have the best all around team by far)
2. PSU
(Despite the fact that PSU is undefeated in 60 minute games, the team is just more balanced than USC who is just one player.... Reggie Bush, in a head up match, PSU would win.)
3. USC
( Thank you future NFL hall of famer Reggie Bush. Without him, this team is nothing.)
4. Ohio State
( OSU could beat anyone not located above them in the poll, look at the teams above them, two of these did what the rest could not
5. Virginia Tech
( I hope Baby Vick just had the worst game of his life against Da U and that wasn't just what happens when the Hokies play a real team)
6. LSU
(Here purely because they are 9-1. Don't think they have an extraordinary team, just successful)
7. Auburn
(Talk about a team that has really turned it on. The tigers beat in state rival Alabama whole handedly making the team look as silly as they deserve. Should be ahead of LSU but not just yet.)
8. Oregon
(Too bad no one watches west coast games)
9. Da U
(This team farted against G/Tech, maybe they will really miss their running back lost against VT, guess what his last name is..... Moss)
10. UGA
(The dawgs losses came with an injured Shockley, expect them to wax LSU in the SEC championship)
11. UCLA
(Runner up in the "race to beat as many shit Pac 10 teams as you can")
12. Fresno State
(Clearly gave USC its best (you heard me) game of the season, plays a very tough out of conference schedule year after year to boost its shitty in conference schedule (WAC)
13. WVU
(Big East blows, they just are better than the rest)
14. Alabama
(They blow now, but at least win against some teams in the top 25)
15. Notre Lame
(Just because you play the #1 team in the nation doesn't mean your shit doesn't stink. 50-58 opponent record to some teams who are rumored to play Div 1-A football doesn't make for a great strength of schedule. They are 8-2 and deserve this spot)
16. TCU
(eh ... why not)
17. Georgia Tech
(Beating Miami in the Orange Bowl, thanks GTech! #21 whoever he is is amazing)
18. Florida
(Lose to good teams, beat shitty teams... good enough for 18)
19. T. Tech
(passing for 640 yards against Rice doesn't make you a good team, beating UT would have... too bad they couldn't show up when they needed to)
20. Michigan
(After waking from a coma earlier in the season, the Wolverines are a force to be recogned with in the post season)