Potential Nominees to the Supreme Court

As you all know, GW (song provided by Steveo) has got his candidate John Roberts approved to be Supreme Court MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. So, thanks to the timely death of Renquist, there is yet another opening. Who will he chose? Well lets look at some of the candidates:

Yoda:

+'s Wisest Jedi in the Universe
-'s Muppet

Judge Dredd:

+'s His sense of justice is eye for an eye
-'s Incoherent ramblings of Sly Stallone make decisions from 8 judges instead of 9
-'s Judicial intern Rob Schneider

Judge Ito:

+'s Asian
+'s Plays a mean Jazz Flute
+'s Inability to control Defense when media involved leads to passage of "The Whore and Bong Act of 2006"
-'s Suicide inevitable after Jazz Flute LP flops miserably

Just some considerations